i've been the source of laughs in the office when i bought my
bottle of 'waist tonic' because the clerical officers say it's for
women who gave birth as their back was messed up from their huge
tummy during pregnancy..
i said my back is messed up without the pregnancy 
anyway, someone in the office is now in hospital with a messed up
stomach which the docs cannot diagnose.. he's lost about 10kg... it
all started after his trip to Turkey 
hope he'll be okay